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Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.

I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to.

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There's always the standard six people you can hire that have played all these villains in Hollywood. Instinctively, when they come on screen, you know what's going to happen. You don't know the story, but you know what they do.

As an actor, if you're just sitting and staring and you don't know who you are in your own mind, it's vacant. And sometimes the camera is an X-ray machine, it can pick it up.

I've always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible.

I'm not Elvis. I don't get chased by paparazzi.

I can't not put humor in a book.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I've always liked to think ahead. Not stupid-far ahead. A hundred years doesn't interest me. But 20 years interests me, and more for what happens to humans as opposed to things.

You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the...

I've done performances in movies that I was immensely proud of and the movies didn't take off like a rocket at Cape Canaveral, it didn't take off.

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

I like movies about failing.

I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.

I'm a strong fellow.

'Drive' came to me because the casting director knew my manager and called and said, 'You've always talked to me about Albert wanting to play the heavy. I think he should read this.' My ears just perked up.

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.

I don't think the goal is, 'How big a star did you ever become?' I think the goal is, 'Were you able to express yourself?'

If you paint, write, do mosaics, knit - if it's solving that part of your brain saying, 'I need to do this,' you've won.

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