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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse...

There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'

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The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.

When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.

My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.

I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.

That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me...

Age, style, where you come from, where you were born, it's different every time, which, to me, is refreshing because it says that there isn't any one thing, one formula or kind of character that makes a great comedian. Everybody...

Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and you have to learn how to survive in the business.

I had a sympathetic role in 'thirtysomething,' and in two weeks I'm going to do the role again. But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It's much more fun. Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at...

When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.

One thing I've never said in my whole life is, 'Let's have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.'

Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.

Smoked salmon is for dinner. Belly lox is for breakfast. Don't get that mixed up.

I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.

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