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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.

I can't stay friends with anyone who doesn't have a passion for something; and, generally speaking, artistic people, creative people carry it right into the kitchen, too. They have a zest for life; the excitement of living. All of the...

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My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.

My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'

I was a high school throw-out.

Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.

Museums are good things, places to look and absorb and learn.

Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.

As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.

Performing is just standing up there and doing something. Performance takes on an edge to it. It has a more dramatic context.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.

There's nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not...

When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

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