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Back off or the lizard gets it!

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.

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