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To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.

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The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

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I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

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It's better to make people laugh than cry.

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Don't just crit their siticising.

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There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared.

3

Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.'

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In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

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In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

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Just have to be smart. Can't hurt your team.

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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

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Let the four corners of the earth yield financial blessings for me. May the financial increase continue to flow in...

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