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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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Today's Quote
The music of the Clovers and Spaniels and the rest was like candy to me. I couldn't get enough; my...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
दिल उठ सा गया है इन बे-रंग लोगों से,
ना वफ़ा करते है, ना दफ़ा होते है...
Today's Joke
मैंने कल अपने एक स्कूल टाइम के दोस्त को फोन किया और पूछा कि वो क्या कर रहा है,
तो...
Today's Status
May the beautiful evening sun, photobomb all the romantic selfies you take with your special someone. #good_evening
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Start this Friday with all the energy you can find. As the second ticks away, so will the blessings of...
Prayer Of The Day