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My life needs editing.
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
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Today's Quote
The music of the Clovers and Spaniels and the rest was like candy to me. I couldn't get enough; my...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
दिल उठ सा गया है इन बे-रंग लोगों से,
ना वफ़ा करते है, ना दफ़ा होते है...
Today's Joke
मैंने कल अपने एक स्कूल टाइम के दोस्त को फोन किया और पूछा कि वो क्या कर रहा है,
तो...
Today's Status
May the beautiful evening sun, photobomb all the romantic selfies you take with your special someone. #good_evening
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Start this Friday with all the energy you can find. As the second ticks away, so will the blessings of...
Prayer Of The Day