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There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

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I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

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All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.

7

I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print.

6

There is always time for failure.

5

To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph.

4

The freedom to make a fortune on the stock exchange has been made to sound more alluring than freedom of speech.

3

Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.

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The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yogurt.

1

The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself.

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Today's Quote

I have been under assault by the liberal media in the United States.

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Today's Shayari

उसकी चाहत का और क्या हिसाब दू.....
मैंने बिंदी भी लगाई तो अपने बाबू के आँखों में देखकर ।।

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Today's Joke

लड़की अपने दोस्त से “फ्री हो क्या मुझे बाजार तक जाना है...

और मेरी स्कूटी खराब हो गयी है”

लड़का:...

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Today's Status

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability.

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Today's Prayer

Fill my heart with joy and gladness that will make my health spring forth. Fill my days with pleasure and...

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