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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'

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I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

8

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

7

He who laughs most, learns best.

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If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

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If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

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A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

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But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

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Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

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Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

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Today's Quote

We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुम्हें मांगने के बाद_मैंने,
बाकी__सब_तुम्हारे___लिए__माँगा.

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'

पप्पू ने कहा: 'कभी भी...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...

Prayer Of The Day

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