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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
He who laughs most, learns best.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.
But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.
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Forget tomorrow, say goodbye to sorrow. Think about the future, let your life rapture. Good morning!
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