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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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Today's Quote
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