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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

9

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

8

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

7

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

6

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

5

I drink to forget I drink.

4

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

3

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

2

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

1

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

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Today's Quote

You always have to be on at times, and occasionally people get upset if you say no to a picture...

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Today's Shayari

फिर उड़ गयी नींद ये सोच कर की ,.!!!
सरहद पर बहा वो खून मेरी नींद के लिए था...!!!

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Today's Joke

लड़की फ्रेंड बनती है तो शादी जैसी फिलिंग भले ही न आती हो… पर जब block करती है …. तो...

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Today's Status

Stop living in regret, baby, it’s not over yet.

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Today's Prayer

Lord, I pray you will surround my home and that of my loved ones with fire and light as we...

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