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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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Today's Quote
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
शौक तो उन्हे भी था तितलियाँ पकडने का,
मगर कचरा बिन रहे है की घर में चूल्हा जले !!
Today's Joke
एक ताऊ मरने ही वाला था..
घरवालों ने कहा- अब तो भगवान का नाम ले लो...
ताऊ- अब क्या नाम...
Today's Status
Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
As you go out today to make ends meet, may God get there before you to clear the way; may...
Prayer Of The Day