Logo - Feel The Words

Top 10 Joe E Lewis Quotes

Most Famous Top 10 Joe E Lewis Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best top 10 joe-e-lewis quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Joe E Lewis Quotes Collection on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

10

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

9

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

8

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

7

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

6

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

5

I drink to forget I drink.

4

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

3

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

2

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

1

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Guys, we are trying to share Unique Top 10 Joe E Lewis Quotes, so you will not get to read the same things again and again on our website. You can also share your favorites on Facebook or send them to a friend who loves to reading quotes.

Today's Quote

My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an...

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

दिलों में नज़दीकियाँ हो तो...
रिश्तों मैं खुदा बसता हैं...!!

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

लड़को को तब तगड़ा झटका लगता है..
.
जब पता चलता है की उनकी होने वाली भाभी की कोई छोटी...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

People change and forget to tell each other.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

I enter your rest for my soul financially, Jesus. Take absolute control of my finances and lead me into a...

Prayer Of The Day