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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

9

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

8

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

5

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

4

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

3

When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.

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