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David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.

9

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

8

I don't know if the art of stand-up will survive. Stand-up seems dated. Now you can do a mini-movie or a short with a beginning, middle, and end. A guy standing there seems a little old - especially when you can go on the Internet and see 'Funny or Die.'

7

Freddie Prinze was my idol, and he died, and there is not much of his stuff to look at. But now, your comedy can live on forever.

6

Everything will be seen on your computer or BlackBerry or whatever devices we will be seeing in the future. Comedians will put their content on whatever server and send it to you specifically. We may even lose the live performance.

5

If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

4

In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.

3

The thing that upsets me the most is the entitlement of people that will stand with a flag and say to some other people that they need to go back to where they came from. When, in fact, they also would need to go back to where they came from, because you need to go all the way back to the beginning.

2

I believe that there are certain things that could be taken care of that you don't need a strong political background in.

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It's a great day in America when white people, black people and Latinos can all come together and pick on another minority.

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