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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

The status quo sucks.

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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