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I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

7

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.

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Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?

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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

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Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

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First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

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I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.

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