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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

9

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

8

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

7

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

6

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

5

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

4

The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

3

My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

2

People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

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America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.

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