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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Do unto others, then run.

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.

What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.

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