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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

8

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

7

Do unto others, then run.

6

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

5

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

4

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

3

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

2

The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.

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What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.

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Today's Quote

I always try to make each character my own.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

अल्फाज गिरा देते हैं जज्बात की कीमत...
हर बात को अल्फाज में तौला न कीजिये...

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Today's Joke

आदमी- सर, मेरी पत्नी लापता है।

डाकिया- ये डाकघर है, पुलिस थाना नहीं।

आदमी- ओह सॉरी!!! खुशी के मारे कहां...

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Today's Status

Good Morning to someone who sets, when the sun rises, and rises, when the sun sets! Pretty sure you’ve got...

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Today's Prayer

As you make approaches toward your desires today, may heaven crown your efforts with outstanding success. Love you so much!

Prayer Of The Day

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