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You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no...

You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

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When you hit a groove, it's not you; it's the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They're the ones that are really happy.

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

Jail was probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

A lot of prophets have gone to jail.

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. People's attitudes would change. It would be a better place.

Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.

I've always been into improvisation.

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can...

Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.

I'm a hybrid.

I was more of a weightlifter.

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.

Once you're a felon you're a target.

I've been a good boy, I've never really been convicted of serious crime.

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