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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

The blues is like a planet. It's an enormous topic. You can't ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It's a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don't...

The sight of the first woman in the minimal two-piece was as explosive as the detonation of the atomic bomb by the U.S. at Bikini Island in the Marshall Isles, hence the naming of the bikini.

My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

For a songwriter, you don't really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they're made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.

I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have.

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