Tom Lehrer Quotes
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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.
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Today's Quote
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
शौक तो उन्हे भी था तितलियाँ पकडने का,
मगर कचरा बिन रहे है की घर में चूल्हा जले !!
Today's Joke
एक ताऊ मरने ही वाला था..
घरवालों ने कहा- अब तो भगवान का नाम ले लो...
ताऊ- अब क्या नाम...
Today's Status
Every night I fall asleep dreaming about what it would be like to hug you during the day and I...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
As you go out today to make ends meet, may God get there before you to clear the way; may...
Prayer Of The Day