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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out...

I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

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When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read...

I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.

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