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As a kid, I loved Paula Poundstone and Richard Pryor. But my mother was a huge influence on my comedy.

I didn't like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, 'I don't know how she's alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.'

Comedy was a secret want, but it wasn't anything I pursued.

I'm always going to do whatever I think is funniest. If something's dark, I'll do it.

My career has always kind of moved forward and upward. I've never had anything kind of stall out or go in the opposite direction. I've always kind of been moving in the right direction.

It's almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I'm perfectly set up to have cancer. I have great health insurance, I have a savings account. I have work lined up. I have friends and family. I have the best doctors I can get.

I'm not a religious person; I'm not even, like, a spiritual person.

Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.

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