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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.

'Discworld' is taking something that you know is ridiculous and treating it as if it is serious, to see if something interesting happens when you do so.

I'm glad a genre writer has got a knighthood, but stunned that it was me.

I became a journalist at 17. A few hours later, I saw my first dead body, which was somewhat... colourful. That's when I learned you can go on throwing up after you run out of things to throw up.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

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