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Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?

I won’t block you or delete you. I’m keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am.

Nothing is worse than using the bathroom after my boyfriend—disgusting.

My boyfriend went to an Ivy League school and somehow still doesn’t know how to cook.

Boy: Does he make you laugh like i did? Girl: He doesn’t make me cry like you did.

Whenever I go away for work, I worry that my boyfriend will starve to death without me to cook.

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know.

I have the grossest boyfriend in the world—I just watched him pick his nose!

Anyone want to rent my boyfriend for a week so I don’t kill him for being annoying?

How does my boyfriend not notice when he pees on the seat?

My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

Why do boyfriends think I want a hug as soon as he gets back from the gym?

I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.

How did my boyfriend ever survive before I was part of his life?

Boys always smell so bad!

Nothing drives me crazier than when my boyfriend drinks directly from the orange juice container.

No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the FUTURE.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

We all love someone way to fucking much.

I’m surprised my boyfriend even knows where the laundry place is—I’ve never seen him do it!

Has anyone else witnessed their boyfriends cutting their nails in bed?

I just laughed for fifteen minutes straight because my boyfriend fell off the bed!

Why do boys think they can wear the same clothes for a week and not smell weird?

I don’t know who is messier, the dog or my boyfriend.

Thank God someone threw me away, so you could pick me up and love me.

I can already smell all the roses I’m not going to receive on Valentine’s Day.

Does it take an advanced degree for a boy to put the toilet seat down?

A fake boyfriend will put a lock on his phone. A real boyfriend will say, “Hey baby, can you read that text for me.”

It’s like boyfriends need directions handed to them on how to replace the toilet paper roll.

Why do boyfriends think drinking all the water and not replacing it is funny?

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

I can’t believe my boyfriend leaves his socks everywhere and never picks them up!

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

At what point in their lives are boys taught to drink from milk cartons?

My boyfriend always runs the AC every night and leaves me freezing!

Does anyone have a problem getting their boyfriend to do the dishes?

A fake boyfriend puts a lock on his phone, but a real boyfriend would say hey baby, can u read that text for me….

I hate when my boyfriend doesn’t shave and then wants to kiss me—itchy!

I don’t think I’ve ever smelled feet worse than my boyfriend’s feet.

Sometimes I can’t help but laugh while my boyfriend plays video games with his friends online.

I’m sorry I offended you with my common sense.

My boyfriend spent his entire paycheck on beer and video games—I can’t believe it!

Does anyone else’s boyfriend fart on them too?

Dear Ex, I’m glad I had you as an example of what not to look for in the future.

If farts were made of money, my boyfriend would be a millionaire.

Somehow every time I do dishes, my boyfriend manages to dirty more.

Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much she means to him, een after he’s got her.

I dread days when it rains because I know my boyfriend will get mud everywhere.

Men or shoes? I choose shoes. They last longer.

My ex boyfriend just tried to boil eggs and it was the biggest fail ever.

A real boyfriend never gives up on his girl. He fights for her.

If my boyfriend steals the covers one more time, I am going to slap him.

Are boys not grossed out by anything?

I can’t believe I have to label food in my own apartment so my boyfriend won’t eat it all!

I just came home and my boyfriend is in his underwear playing video games, ugh boys.

Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled with good times and even better wine.

Eat. Drink. Be Merry. Have a wonderful Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! This coming year, may you be gifted with countless blessings.

Count your blessings one by one, as you make your wish. May you have a Merry Christmas!

May the closeness of friends, the comfort of home, and the unity of our nation, renew your spirits this holiday season!

Season greetings this Xmas, have a great one.

Why is Santa a man? Because only a man can wear the same attire every year.

Friendship cannot be bought by money. I am lucky that I am rich with friends like you. This makes celebrating Christmas more meaningful!

Merry everything and happy always.

Wishing you a magical and blissful holiday!

Dad, you are my pillar of strength. Mom, you are my fountain of wisdom. I can’t go even a single day without you both. I love you both. Merry Christmas!

Spark and shine, it’s Christmastime.

May this new year bring you peace and tranquility, and as you walk your path may it bring you contentment.

“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.” Let’s hope he wasn’t paying close attention to us this year! Thanks for being such a great friend.

This festive season open your heart. Be a jovial giver and God will bless you abundantly. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

You are special, you are unique, may your Christmas be also as special & unique as you are! Merry Christmas.

May this Christmas find us together making love all the time. I love you, my dear!

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

May this Christmas outshine the rest.

Merry Christmas! May you be showered with unlimited blessings on this day.

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A Merry Christmas to you and your whole family.

You have a face made of sugar and a heart made of gold. How can I resist falling in love with you! Merry Christmas!

You’re my guiding star so I’ll follow you everywhere this Christmas.

My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow.

May each of your phone calls be a happy one, filled with Christmas tidings from past and present friends.

His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he’ll be back!

Having you as my friend makes me feel as if it is Christmas every day. Merry Christmas to my dear friend, may this season be filled with joy and laughter for you and your family.

May this season be full of light and laughter for you and your family.

May the joy of Christmas fill your home with gifts, warm greetings, and a loving family. Have a blessed Christmas!

May the Christmas spirit warm your heart and make your holiday season more memorable. Merry Christmas!

May the melody and spirit of the holidays fill your home with love and peace.

Having parents like you is the best Christmas gift there ever could be. Merry Christmas with thanks and love.

Friends always love no matter how many flaws you have in you. I’m wishing you joy and blessing in your life my friend.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. Merry Christmas

Finally Christmas is here. I waited 364 days for this one. Merry Christmas!

Money saving tip #1 at Christmas: Get into a disagreement with family on Thanksgiving, apologize for the new Year.

May God Bless you with joy, peace, and love this Christmas.

Sending you peace, love, and joy for the whole year. You have been a blessing to my life. Merry Christmas!

So glad we’re family…and so grateful for all the great Christmas memories we share.

Count your blessings, sing your Christmas carols, open your gifts, and make a wish under the Christmas tree. May you have a Merry Christmas!

Thinking warmly of each of you and wishing your family an extra measure of comfort, joy, and hope this Christmas.

Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night…Don’t worry, be quiet. I told Santa I want you for Christmas.

Best friends are to a friendship like Christmas is to the other celebrations: always on top. Have a merry one.

Celebrate the Wonder and the Joy of the Festive Season. Merry Christmas.

The gift of love. The gift of peace. The gift of happiness. May all these be yours at Christmas.

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