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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
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Today's Shayari
जिन्दगी ऐसे जियो के अपने "रब" को पसंद आ जाओ...
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Today's Joke
एक दिन संता की बीवी मजाक में बोली ,
बीवी – आप कितने भोले हो जी ,
संता – कैसे...
Today's Prayer
Jesus, create new avenues for me to earn better today. Let your glory show me how I can make better...
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