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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
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I've gotten to know a lot of great people here in all the different sports. It's fun. It's fun to...
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देश के लिए कुछ करना है ये ठान के खड़ा है।
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Today's Joke
लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई, बर्बाद हो गई, बदनाम हो गई।
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Today's Prayer
Father, I don’t want your presence to depart from me even as I close my eyes to sleep this night...
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