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Retired Quotes

Stepping back, on your own terms.

These retired quotes poke fun at how often people announce retirement only to return, from repeated farewell tours to swapped footwear. See more in our Identity quotes collection.

Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.

Quotes by Willard Scott

I retired once a couple of times.

Quotes by Walter Matthau

I've retired my sneakers for stilettos, baby!

Quotes by Vivica A. Fox

I'm officially retired as the refuser of Academy Awards.

Quotes by Sacheen Littlefeather

Emotion Quotes

I quit driving, I'm not retired.

Quotes by Richard Petty

When I have a family, I will be retired.

Quotes by Lizzie Armitstead

I'm a retired media executive.

Quotes by Fred Eychaner

I'm retarded - I mean I'm retired.

Quotes by Frank Serpico

I'm retired from the daredevil business.

Quotes by Felix Baumgartner

Identity Quotes

People do not retire. They are retired by others.

Quotes by Duke Ellington

I never retired.

Quotes by Doris Day

I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.

Quotes by Dick Van Dyke

Frequently Asked Questions

What's a common joke in "retired" quotes?
Several poke fun at announcing retirement multiple times, only to return to work or performing shortly after.
Does "retired" only apply to careers?
No, one uses it playfully to describe swapping sneakers for stilettos, showing the word can apply to everyday style choices too.
Is retiring from awards mentioned in this collection?
Yes, one speaker jokes about being officially retired as someone who refuses Academy Awards, adding humor to the idea of stepping back.
How does Judy Garland factor into these quotes?
One quote references her retiring roughly 40 times, using her career as the classic example of retirement that never quite sticks. See Routine quotes for related ideas on changing habits.
What deeper theme do these lighthearted quotes touch on?
Beneath the humor is a real question about identity after stepping back from what once defined someone, a theme covered further in Identity quotes and Time quotes.

Retirement here isn't always final - it's sometimes just a playful exit line. Continue with Routine quotes and Time quotes.