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Rear Quotes

Lines mixing self-deprecating humor with a navy career note.

These rear quotes open with a joking remark about balancing a coffee cup on one's own rear.

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.

Quotes by Jennifer Lopez

I passed a typing test and became a member of the staff of Rear Adm. Newton.

Quotes by Jack Adams

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of humor appears in the first rear quote?
It jokes that the speaker's rear is prominent enough to serve coffee on, using self-deprecating humor about body shape.
What career detail does the second rear quote describe?
It describes passing a typing test and then joining the staff working under a Rear Admiral, a specific naval career milestone.
Do both quotes use the word rear in the same sense?
No, one uses rear to mean a body part in a joking way, while the other uses it as part of a military rank title.
How many rear quotes are gathered on this page?
This page currently features two quotes, each using the word rear in an entirely different context.
Who might enjoy these rear quotes?
Readers who enjoy light self-deprecating humor, or those interested in naval career anecdotes, may enjoy these two short lines.

A second line recalls passing a typing test and joining the staff of a Rear Admiral.