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Real Estate Quotes

Property, place, and a bit of dry humor about both.

This collection mixes wit and industry perspective on real estate, including a dark joke about a Chernobyl fixer-upper alongside a straightforward line about wanting to be a successful landlord. It pairs well with Agent quotes about the people who broker these deals.

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.

Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

I want to be a successful landlord. I like real estate.

Quotes by Two Chainz

L.A. streets aren't just paved real estate but a cosmology, a manifestation of the city's sensibility.

Quotes by Steve Erickson

I'm a real estate guy.

Quotes by Robert Kiyosaki

Accident Quotes

I work in the commercial real estate sector.

Quotes by Marc Veasey

Domain names and websites are Internet real estate.

Quotes by Marc Ostrofsky

Real estate is one sector that India is not very proud of.

Quotes by Kushal Pal Singh

I do real estate.

Quotes by Kevin Dillon

We're the real estate industry - not the manufacturers.

Quotes by Joe Murray

Agent Quotes

I got into real estate very much by accident.

Quotes by Jeff Greene

I always felt very secure and very safe with real estate. Real estate always appreciates.

Quotes by Ivana Trump

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

Quotes by Ed McMahon

Next to the writer of real estate advertisements, the autobiographer is the most suspect of prose artists.

Quotes by Donal Henahan

I'm not a real estate developer. I'm a golfer. I'm a sportsman.

Quotes by Bob McNair

Always Quotes

I was into real estate. I was always an entrepreneur.

Quotes by Bill Rancic

I started out, coming out of college, I had my Realtor's license, and I did real estate full time for a number of years.

Quotes by Bill Huizenga

Gramercy Park is a four-acre square given in perpetuity to the residents surrounding it, 170 years ago, by Samuel Ruggles, a real estate developer of immoderate means.

Quotes by Bill Buford

I had probably seven agents by the time I became a legitimate real estate broker.

Quotes by Barbara Corcoran

Our new app increases the exposure of Engel & Volkers' premier services and properties to the growing number of iPad users who are researching their real estate markets, locally and globally.

Quotes by Anthony Hitt

City Quotes

Tablets are more intuitive than a PC or laptop. They also have more real estate than a smartphone.

Quotes by Aneel Bhusri

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of quotes are collected on this Real Estate page?
It combines humor and industry commentary about real estate, touching on agents, landlords, and how property connects to the character of a city.
Why do people search for real estate quotes?
They're often looking for something witty or relatable to share when buying, selling, or renting property, or simply commenting on the real estate business itself.
Is there a joke about a difficult property in this collection?
Yes, one dark joke describes a real estate agent calling Chernobyl a fixer-upper, poking fun at how agents can spin even the most unlikely listing.
Does any quote describe real estate as part of city identity?
Yes, one quote argues that Los Angeles streets are not just paved real estate but a reflection of the city's own sensibility, tying into themes covered in City quotes.
Is there a quote from someone in the real estate industry itself?
Yes, one line speaks from inside the industry, distinguishing real estate professionals from manufacturers, a small but pointed distinction about how the business sees itself.

Other quotes push past the business side, describing city streets as more than paved land, closer to a way of reading a place's character. Explore City quotes for more on how urban space shapes identity beyond square footage.