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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

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