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Great comedy is always sadistic.

My whole life has a Jewish flavour.

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I'm a Jew. I think of myself as a Jew first and Englishman second.

I have made a decision that in future, I will only take on movies that have a better than 75 per cent chance of being made, and that's not easy.

I come back to the theatre happily knowing that while it won't make me rich, it will provide me with fun.

I consider myself a Jewish writer, like all my heroes: Tom Stoppard, David Mamet, Philip Roth, Arthur Miller, Woody Allen.

I don't try to be likeable. The worst thing people do is present versions of themselves to the world that aren't real.

Enough people like me. Enough to let me sleep at night.

I think writing is a glorious and noble thing.

Almost every play is 10, 15 minutes too long.

I have the comedian's fear of bottles flying. I've never been bottled off, but I have had things thrown at me. Bag of crisps. And there's still a part of me, when I sit in an audience, that thinks people...

If I get anything out, producing anything, no matter whether it's good or not, I allow myself a little pat on the back.

I'd been to the Comedy Store, and I loved the terror of it and the way the best comedians could control the crowd. What confidence that would give you, if you could somehow survive.

I did have a midlife crisis.

In 2012, I really thought, 'That's it. It's over. I've written what I can write.'

When I'm on a train and see an empty pitch, it gives me a certain pleasure that I can't quite describe. It's to do with potential.

My life is in dialogue with the plays that I write. The relationship I have with my plays is very, very intimate, and I dot my life through them.

I don't feel so alive if I'm not being creative.

Oh, I would love to be in Don Juan's shoes for a weekend. Not that I was ever handsome enough to be a Don Juan.

When I couldn't write, I felt like a zombie.

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