Parking Quotes
Strong opinions on a surprisingly political topic.
Parking sounds mundane until you notice how many people have firm views on subsidies, regulation, and who gets a spot, and these quotes range from policy critiques to a memorable asteroid comparison. They fit well next to our Against quotes for more contrarian takes.
Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall. And while these rocky runts won't cause Armageddon, they could still flatten such popular hominid hangouts as Manhattan...
WEF should restrict the number of passes for limos in the parking lots. They need to Keep it Simple.
Popular Quotes Topics for You.
I'm a liberal - I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking.
I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.
Against Quotes
When I was young, I had minimum wage jobs as a busboy, flipping burgers and parking cars.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Always Quotes
I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why do these quotes get political about something as simple as parking?
What's the argument against government-subsidized parking in these quotes?
Is there an unusual comparison involving parking lots in these quotes?
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Where can I read more contrarian takes on policy topics?
If civic policy interests you further, our Believe quotes and Club quotes pages round out the picture.
