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Most Famous Parking Quotes of All Time!

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Consider that the overwhelming majority of those 40,000 near-Earth asteroids are small enough to fit on the parking lot at the mall. And while these rocky runts won't cause Armageddon, they could still flatten such popular hominid hangouts as Manhattan or downtown Des Moines.

Quotes by Seth Shostak

WEF should restrict the number of passes for limos in the parking lots. They need to Keep it Simple.

Quotes by Richard Quest

I'm a liberal - I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking.

Quotes by Matthew Yglesias

I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.

Quotes by Matthew Yglesias

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

Quotes by Eli Roth

Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.

Quotes by Dan Jenkins

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

When I was young, I had minimum wage jobs as a busboy, flipping burgers and parking cars.

Quotes by Bruce Rauner

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Quotes by Bill Vaughan

I get parking tickets all the time.

Quotes by Anne Wojcicki

The only people I really hate are parking attendants.

Quotes by Alison Jackson

I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.

Quotes by Al Jourgensen

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