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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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Today's Quote
I've gotten to know a lot of great people here in all the different sports. It's fun. It's fun to...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
देश के लिए कुछ करना है ये ठान के खड़ा है।
बंदूकों के आगे सीना तान के खड़ा है।
सो...
Today's Joke
लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई, बर्बाद हो गई, बदनाम हो गई।
लड़का: तो पगली मे कोन सा तूम्हारे...
Today's Prayer
Father, I don’t want your presence to depart from me even as I close my eyes to sleep this night...
Prayer Of The Day