Neil Simon Quotes
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.
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Today's Quote
I would be the worst acting coach ever, because I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Today's Joke
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Today's Prayer
Lift my head above the waters of life and bring me into a place of financial productivity in the powerful...
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