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They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.

Quotes by Yasmine Bleeth

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

Quotes by Will Forte

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Quotes by Tom Lenk

I wash it every second day, and I use Kerastase shampoo and conditioner. I just stick to that. But I also have a mustache comb, and I shampoo and condition my mustache as well.

Quotes by Steven Adams

I stuck with a mustache because... do you know Magnum P.I.?

Quotes by Steven Adams

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

Quotes by Neil Tennant

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.

Quotes by Martin Landau

It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I've been able to get some leads on some good products.

Quotes by Lew Temple

I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you get to decide if you want it or not.' They said, 'No, no, we're fine with it now.'

Quotes by Lester Holt

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

Quotes by Lee Tergesen

Believe me, I've taken a lot of heat for my mustache.

Quotes by Kevin Connolly

What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive.

Quotes by Kesha Rogers

I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.

Quotes by Keith Carradine

The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril.

Quotes by Kayleen Schaefer

A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to look groomed and polished.

Quotes by Kayleen Schaefer

My understanding, from what I've learned so far about Commissioner Gordon, is that he's the older guy with the mustache who relates with our hero in a certain way.

Quotes by J. K. Simmons

I look stupid without a mustache.

Quotes by Erik Griffin

I had a mustache for 10 years.

Quotes by Engelbert Humperdinck

I inhaled Dickens as a kid, and I've always been fascinated by the Victorians. So many ridiculous objects they had! They created things like mustache cups, so you wouldn't wet your mustache when you were drinking tea. And eyebrow combs. What's happened to all the eyebrow combs? Marvelous things.

Quotes by Edward Carey

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.

Quotes by Derek Jeter

I had a mustache when I was 13.

Quotes by David Schwimmer

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

Quotes by Curly Howard

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

Quotes by Carrie Brownstein

The mustache - I was never happy with the fullness of it. I was a bit too young. Maybe I'll bring it back in my mid-thirties.

Quotes by Brandon Flowers

I can't say that I haven't done some bad acting in my time. I have. Usually that involves what we actors call 'indicating,' when you twirl your mustache.

Quotes by Billy Campbell

The connector part of the mustache to the beard wasn't always really strong for me. That's kind of how it morphed, and that's kind of how my beard comes in.

Quotes by Austin Aries

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

Quotes by Ashton Kutcher

The difficult part of writing about someone you don't admire is that it's easy to demonize them. What you get then is a cackling villain, twirling their mustache at every dastardly deed they commit.

Quotes by Andrew Shaffer

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.

Quotes by Andrew Luck

I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.

Quotes by Adam McKay

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