Mustache Quotes
Quotes on facial hair, style, and identity
From a playful milk mustache to the practical relief of growing a real one instead of gluing on a fake every day, these mustache quotes lean into Appearance as much as humor.
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I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
Appearance Quotes
I wash it every second day, and I use Kerastase shampoo and conditioner. I just stick to that. But I also have a mustache comb, and I shampoo and condition my mustache as well.
I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.
It's all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I've been able to get some leads on some good products.
Emotion Quotes
I remember when I interviewed at MSNBC, one of the first things they said to me was, 'In your tapes, you had a mustache, right?' I said, 'Yeah, I recently took it off.' I said, 'If you hire me, you...
Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.
What made me decide to run was the dire state of the economy and the non-leadership of President Obama. At that point in time, my campaign put a mustache on Obama as part of the national campaign drive.
I've grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat.
Identity Quotes
The thing with the mustache is, it's a classic. A guy can always wear a mustache. But it's still tricky and potentially fraught with peril.
A guy in a mustache looks best dressed up in a suit. A track suit and mustache won't help your look. You need to look groomed and polished.
My understanding, from what I've learned so far about Commissioner Gordon, is that he's the older guy with the mustache who relates with our hero in a certain way.
Personality Quotes
I inhaled Dickens as a kid, and I've always been fascinated by the Victorians. So many ridiculous objects they had! They created things like mustache cups, so you wouldn't wet your mustache when you were drinking tea. And eyebrow combs....
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