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It is the stories we don't get, the ones we miss, pass over, fail to recognize, don't pick up on, that will send us to hell.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse.

The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion.

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part and discuss it only with consenting adults.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.

Behind a smoke screen of high-profile female appointees and soothing slogans, George W. Bush is waging war on women.

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the...

So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.

If you really wanted to settle down the Middle East, if what you wanted was change in the Middle East, it is perfectly obvious that the first step is resolving the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

I think provincialism is an endemic characteristic with mankind, I think everybody everywhere is provincial, but it is particularly striking with Texans, and we tend to be very Texcentric.

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