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Eid 2026

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Shankaracharya Jayanti 2026

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Surdas Jayanti 2026

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International Workers' Day 2026

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Buddha Purnima 2026

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

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I believe the House of Representatives is exactly the place where immigration reform should take place. Our entire House is...

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वो मुझसे दूर...खुश है;
और मै उसे खुश देखने के लिए दूर हूँ...!

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टीचर क्लास में गणित पढ़ा रहा था

टीचर – बोर्ड में 55 लिखो,

पप्पू – सर कैसे लिखते हैं

टीचर...

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Today's Status

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true – it did for me.

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Heavenly Father, as the day comes to a close,
I humbly bow before You in prayer.
I thank You for...

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