Matt Groening Quotes
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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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Today's Quote
My mother turned me onto St. Jude back in the days when I was wild and crazy. She took me...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
पाने की बेकरारी और खोने की दहशत,
इन्हीं बेचैनियों का नाम है मोहब्बत !!
Today's Joke
भिखारी – कुछ खाने को दे दे बेटा मैं बहुत लाचार हूँ…
आदमी – देखने में तो हट्टे-कट्टे हो फिर...
Today's Status
Happiness can’t be behind sorrow, It is your choice to make a better tomorrow, Enjoy this beautiful day with a...
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Each day we’re given is a holy and precious gift from God. We should enjoy it fully. Happy Friday.
Prayer Of The Day