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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Money can't buy poverty.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

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Today's Quote

I just sing. You have to use it.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

इल्ज़ाम तो हर हाल में काँटों पे ही लगेगा,
ये सोचकर अक्सर फूल भी चुपचाप ज़ख्म दे जातें हैं !

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

दामाद ससुर सेः पापाजी आपकी लाडली ने नाक में दम कर रखा है..!

ससुरः बेटा मेरे बारे में सोचो.. मेरे...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be Good...

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

My prayer for you this morning is for Jesus to take the wheel in all your situations. Have a fruitful...

Prayer Of The Day

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