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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

We have the best government that money can buy.

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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