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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

A hard man is good to find.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

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