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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I can't stay long; I'm in between meals.

I really try to have fun. If I don't have fun, you won't have fun. That's what my gift is: to relieve people from a little of the pain and comfort in their lives by allowing my comedy to distract...

All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.

I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my jokes, because they're really about me; they're my stories.

If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'

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