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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

We're all in this alone.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

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