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My great-grandfather was a variety hall comedian called Billy Mack.

My family were nothing but pleased when I told them I wanted to be a comedian.

Comedy was an easy choice for me because I didn't have a career.

When I was 24, I went back to the academic life and did a degree in film and television at Brunel University.

Everyone told me that British sitcom was dead. Then I looked at 'Seinfeld' and 'Frasier' and thought, ‘No it's not, it just needs more gags.'

I was 38 when 'Not Going Out' began, and I was playing a 34-year-old who had a thing about his landlady.

I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to bet and drink.

I have a very clear separation between my life and my work.

I don't know the statistics, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that a disproportionate number of comics come from broken homes.

My first recollection of performing was shortly after my parents split up, so the logical conclusion to draw is that that affected me.

I suppose if your parents die in their 50s and you are approaching 50, you see that you are definitely not in the first half of your life any more.

My only ambition was to get to 50, and not regret not having had a crack at being a comic.

Looking back at my school reports, I start off as quite a swotty kid, and then when I get to 12 or 13, my teachers start saying: 'Lee has started to joke around a lot in class.' After that, it's a steady graph of decline, with the jokes increasing and increasing.

Loads of blokes think they're funny, but it counts for nothing unless you get up and have a go.

In TV, you get driven to work in a luxury car, and find flowers in your dressing room. Then suddenly you're on tour, drying your hair backstage on plastic curtains.

Since 'The Office,' everyone has this idea that comedy is only good if it reflects the way people really speak. But that's nonsense - and it's a problem unique to comedy.

I'm not a comedian who wants to spend far too long on stage.

I feel that I'm a stand-up comedian more than anything else, that's my job.

It's much harder to have a BBC One sitcom than to have a tour of stand-up.

I'm on my own when I say this, but I'm one of the few people that think that 'Everybody Loves Raymond' is better than 'Seinfeld.'

For me, I wanted to write a book about getting into comedy. That's what I wanted to write.

If I was reading a book about a comedian, I wouldn't really care too much about their childhood.

I can only write what I would be interested in.

The rules of comedy are, don't complain, it's a brilliant job. You complain, and you're seen as losing touch with reality.

I've got quite a few friends in the comedy world as you meet a lot of people.

There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them would come to my funeral.

When I'm on tour I just ring up the theatres, book it and go on. You can pretty much go on tour when you want but you can't just make a telly show when you want.

I came to London with a girl. We lived together and split up very quickly. I was on my own in London so started going to comedy clubs.

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