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I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.

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Today's Quote

Everybody has a smartphone; everyone is a reporter.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

जो लिख दिया हमने, वो औरों को मंजूर हो रहा है ।
."हम" नहीं हमारे"लफ्ज" ही सही, कुछ तो मशहूर...

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

बिल्लू – पापा मुझे मैडम रोज
मार लगाती हैं

पापा – तू डर मत बेटे
तू तो शेर का बच्चा...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

Don’t teach me how to behave if your ego speaks then my attitude comes.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

Dear Lord,
Sometimes I arise before dawn,
I awake in the darkness but know that the light will emerge.
I...

Prayer Of The Day