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That's life when you're on the D-list.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Have I gone too far?

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

My act is based on my life.

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I'm basically always on tour.

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R.

I am in love with Larry David.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

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