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I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

I read the 'New York Times', I read 'The Nation', I read 'Newsweek', I read 'Time Magazine', I read 'Politico', I read 'Mediaite'. This is what I do! I read every day, I have interests, I'm like everybody out there...

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

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