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Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.

The Supreme Court of the United States is hereby commanded to try Andrew Johnson for usurpation of our Imperial authority and prerogatives, and if found guilty, behead him or send him here to black the Emperor's boots.

To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot.

We do hereby command the Leaders of the Hebrew, Catholic and Protestant Churches to sanctify and have us crowned Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared.

We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.

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Today's Quote

We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

तुम्हें मांगने के बाद_मैंने,
बाकी__सब_तुम्हारे___लिए__माँगा.

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Today's Joke

फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'

पप्पू ने कहा: 'कभी भी...

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Today's Status

Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!

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Today's Prayer

Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...

Prayer Of The Day

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