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I like to do as much improv as I can do.

I grew up a geek. I added comedy to it midway through high school.

I was a giant fan of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' in high school, and I was obsessed with Jim Carrey and cut out any picture of Jim Carrey that ever came in any kind of magazine. I put it all over my walls. At the time, I thought humor was just repeating lines from 'Ace Ventura' ad nauseum in the back of my advanced math class.

Oh man, there's no shortage of craziness happening on the American landscape right now. I'll turn on the TV every day or check out the newspaper, and there is something to find humor in or something to find absolute fear in. Either way, it makes for good comedy.

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When it comes to setting the market values, I let that stuff take care of itself. I know my value...

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Today's Shayari

कौन कहता है आईना झूठ नहीं बोलता
वह सिर्फ होठो की मुस्कान देखता है दिल का दर्द नहीं !!

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Today's Joke

सर ने क्लास में पूछा : एक महान वैज्ञानिक का नाम बताओ?
लड़का: आलिया भट्ट !
सर: छड़ी हाथ में...

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Today's Status

Clap, clap, clap like you don’t care. I know you care.

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Today's Prayer

Many have gone beyond from their sleep, Lord. I pray that you will keep me and preserve my breath, giver...

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