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I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly.

I think that obviously, there is a perverse attraction to a fundamentally changed world or the end of the world. There is a death wish, a perverse death wish. Not just for ourselves, not just for the movie 'Death Wish,' but for the end of all human life.

Here's the thing: I am not only a creature of civilization, I'm an asthmatic person. I will only live so long as I have stockpiled the proper inhalers. I'm effectively a cyborg. You know how in Jurassic Park, they bred those dinosaurs with the lysine deficiencies, so if they ever got off the island, they'd die? That's me.

I am not an Internet superstar.

My fame is due to broadcast television.

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.'

The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

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