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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.

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Today's Quote

It's always good to show that what you're doing is who you are, what you see on film in the...

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

वो बात सारे फ़साने में जिसका ज़िक्र न था...
वो बात उनको बहुत नागवार गुजरी है...!!

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

डॉक्टर: आपके चेहरे का एक्सरे लेना होगा.
Ladki: एक्सरे क्या होता है?
डॉक्टर: फोटो खींचने जैसी प्रक्रिया होती है.
Ladki:...

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

God almighty, change situations for me to have more money in my life and ministry. Let lack be a forgotten...

Prayer Of The Day