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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
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Today's Quote
It's definitely tough on the pass rushers when they say you're taking a quarterback down and you fall on top...
Quote Of The DayToday's Shayari
किसी ख़ंज़र, किसी तलवार को तक़लीफ़ न दो....
मरने वाला तो फ़क़त बात से मर जाएगा....!!
Today's Joke
नई नई बहु ससुराल में जल्दी उठ गयी।
सासु : सो जा बेटा अभी इतनी जल्दी उठने की क्या जरुरत...
Today's Prayer
I call upon you, my God to help me. Release your financial miracle into my life so that I may...
Prayer Of The Day