Joan Rivers Quotes
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Never floss with a stranger.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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Today's Quote
We lived together as kids, and now we're taking care of each other as men.
Quote Of The DayToday's Joke
फेकू ने पप्पू से पूछा: 'मोहब्बत शादी से पहले करनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद?'
पप्पू ने कहा: 'कभी भी...
Today's Status
Life is perishable the quicker you consume it, the better it feels. Stop thinking, start living. Good morning!
Status Of The DayToday's Prayer
Speak in faith, and everything you declare shall be yours. No weapon formed against you shall prosper, and every tongue...
Prayer Of The Day