Joan Rivers Quotes
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Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Never floss with a stranger.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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