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I like to sing. I write music. Country songs. You have to if you're in Nashville. It's part of the lease. You sign a lease that says, I will write country songs and pay my rent on time.

I'd like to do a piece of Shakespeare. Any upcoming Shakespeare film. Just a bit to say I did a classic.

I started to do a study on how not to do stand-up comedy. Yeah, it's lonely work. You die, you die alone. It's you, the light, and the audience. If you win, you win big. If you lose, you lose big time.

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Today's Quote

I've been into every doo-wop there is. I think I went to the university of doo-wop-ology.

Quote Of The Day

Today's Shayari

एक बार और उलझना हैं तुमसे,
बहुत कुछ सुलझाने के लिये!!

Shayari Of The Day

Today's Joke

मोदी पायलट से अब कहाँ का दौरा बचा है
पायलट अब तो सिर्फ़ दिल का दौरा बचा है !!

Joke Of The Day

Today's Status

This is an evening of wonders, indeed!

Status Of The Day

Today's Prayer

It’s Friday. No weapon formed against me shall prosper and every tongue that rises against me stands condemned.

Prayer Of The Day

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